XGM: The Return

It doesn't take long to go from "Glad you're back" to "why are you doing it wrong."

I Care About Protein.

This is one of my personal favorites.  This happened!  A customer, standing in line, waiting for me to finish a drink, read a comic I had written about bacon, and then asked me if I had been to "I Care About Protein".  Can you get a better mis-remembering of The Conscious Carnivore?  I suggest no, no you cannot.

Dietary Philosophy Fight!

Not sure how this one's gonna display.  I imagined, as is popular, vegans having super powers, which naturally lead to pondering "How would I defend against a Vegan Blast?"  The answer? "Bacon Shield."