Monday, May 18, 2015

Takes You To School








There is no secret menu.  You will burn in hell if you order something you heard about on Buzzfeed. 

With that out of the way, here's the scoop.  It doesn't matter how the last eatery you patronized prepared your cortado, beef stroganoff, or veggie burger.  Wherever you are now has a menu, and the items on that menu have specific definitions.  Learn those definitions.  Or don't.  Maybe you like to wing it.  Everyone has their own style.  But Do. Not. Argue. With. Your. Server.  They did not write the menu, or set the corresponding definitions.  They certainly know the menu better than you do.  Do we care if you've had authentic salade niçois?  No.  We don't.

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