No Foam Is The Devil's Order

Karelia

Karelian Cheese Rolls are the best.

Tokay Inspired

Some Birds Judge Me

Have you read Gunnerkrigg Court?  Of course you have; my fans are classy. The Thousands Eyes is familiar to you.

Volume III : The Quickening

I'll do anything for praise.  You say "When's the third book coming out?"  I say "Oh shit, I should start working on that."

WIsconsin Takes Snow Seriously

I Don't Care For Competition; Monoply Is My Secret To Success

I spend a lot of time hearing about how great Sarah's art is; curse her.

If I Made Money Off Of This, They Would Come For Me

It's not uncommon for a life of coffee work to lead bursts of musical insanity.  First you must be familiar with They Might Be Giants, Less Than Jake, The Cranberries, and No Doubt.  After that, the music will come.