Sarcasm Or Performance Art?

Sorry about those being a bit wonky.  My scanner has seen some better days.  

Happy Mother's Day!

I often do not know what day it is.  That makes me spectacularly bad at recognizing holidays, and, indeed, mailing anything in advance.

The great part about moms is that they have to love you and recognize that it is unrealistic for me to send cards without an error window of twenty days.

XGM

Sometimes Maren takes notes for comic ideas.  Some of these ideas are solicited; most are not.  From the most recent note: "stabby baristas = candy from Rob."  So here we are.

Thoughts From Register Four

You know what I am saying.