The Hats

 While this was not the occasion, I have indeed drawn blue tattoos on my face.

 Another recording of a spill on the counter.

 This is what I look like in a dark bar wearing a friend's glasses.

 Treacle Farls are just not a very Wisconsin food.  Had to have someone track down what they were.  To do so, I employed to use of a Press Hat.  Thus begins drawing hats.

 I am a surly looking Rudolph.

 I actually own this hat!  I stole it from a bear.

  Once again I try to set customer expectations at a reasonable level.  The later you eat, the less food is available.